SIMPLE TRUTH No. 1
Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story :
"In life, noone helps you once you're screwed".
SIMPLE TRUTH No. 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated"